Patrick Bailey

Patrick Bailey was born in a log cabin in Beaverton, Oregon. He had to get up each morning and chop wood for the woodstove and also watch out for burglars who marauded the neighborhood. He was a fat boy who didn't want to go to SCHOOL. He grew up, sort of, and lost a few pounds, but then he didn't want to go to WORK. He made a website for all his friends and PRAYED they would listen to him. He doesn't know what's going on in the world nowadays but spends time listening to old music and watching Abbott and Costello movies.

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