Selected Poems

by Patrick Bailey

I Can Hear the Organ Playing...

It might be a gamble to have a rich wife,
It could be a little dicey to be set for life.
She might get ugly but I woudn't moan
It would still be better than being poor alone.

It might be a problem if I had too much dough,
My wife might nag, it's true I know.
She might set standards that I couldn't reach
But if the money was steady, I'd let her preach.

Some might question the riches I might wed
And say it was better that I earn it instead,
To them I would answer that I was sorry to offend
But it sure is nice to have lots of money to spend.

To have and to hold is a lifetime deal
What matters money when the love is real,
But to work and slave, is that essential for its fate?
I want to "marry up" before it's too late.

I Dug It Good

The "girl groups" of the 60s
Were rebel geishas filled with soul.
Their big hair stayed in place
But their hips were on a roll.

Singin' 'bout their dream love life
'Bout the boy they want to hold,
Gyrating to a rhythm
That was lovely to behold.

This wasn't blues or sadness
This was beauty, style and grace.
This wasn't a big fat mama
This was a Barbie doll in lace.

Such wonders when remembered
Bring sensations to the fore
Of being young and eager
Of what love will hold in store.

Reality is different and the girls
Have left the stage,
But I still hear their heartful numbers,
And then forget about my age.

'Round and 'Round

When I was five I gripped the shellacked
lion's mane on the carousel.
Up and down, holding the pole,
Thinking my animal just didn't have the spunk.

When I was seven I rode the pony
at the carnival, chained as it was,
Walking slowly, methodically,
I was sorry for it.

When I rode on a jet plane,
I saw the stewardess in the pink dress.
I couldn't hold on to her, but
She helped me strap myself in.

When I was at the prom, the girl
danced better than I, was easy to hold
And I didn't know how she felt.

Always I wanted to know how it felt.
What was I supposed to feel?
I knew I was on a ride,
and I knew it wouldn't last very long.

The Fruit Cellar

Back when things were normal in the 1950s and
Part-way into the '60s, old ladies used to live in big houses.
Three stories and a basement. A fruit cellar.

The fruit cellar was someplace you went looking
For a tool or something. It was quiet and the walls
Were filled with jars containing various things.

You might peek at them, but
You wouldn't recognize much in the jars.
The colors were different than at the store.

And the fruits and vegetables still had their stems.
Sometimes the things floating in those jars reminded
You of Edgar Allen Poe's cellar.

A fruit cellar is not a place you would hang out.
It's a liminal space, a place which is a little too quiet,
You go down the wooden stairs and know you won't be long.

If you were weird enough, you could set up a card-table
In a fruit cellar and play checkers or cards.
But it wouldn't be right and you'd feel like the game didn't matter.

A fruit cellar is about little old ladies and their crafts.
It's about a time long ago when people didn't go to the store everyday.
It's about as foreign to me as a NASA exhibit now.

Christmas 1997

the little green pine was so proud of its dress,
it was red, blue and gold with a star on its crest.
the little white kitty was playing at gym,
punch out the ornaments and pull off the trim.

"stop little kitty, don't be such a brat,
i won't be so pretty if you hit me like that."
to which, just to bait him, the kitty replied,
"i liked you better when you were outside."

the mean little kitty gave a punch and a crack,
then she strutted away with the trim on her back.
the little green pine just stood there and cried,
such a mean little kitty and so full of pride.

when Christmas was dawning, the wrappings so bright,
the little white kitty was nowhere in sight.
they opened her present and called out her name,
but she was out in a tree, crying in shame.

Morning Simplicity

I like to eat Cheerios in my bowl of milk.
They sit up and float so happy.
They don't grow depressed
And hide in the milk like cornflakes.

I don't put fruit on my Cheerios,
Too heavy-handed and industrial.
Besides my Cheerios don't like it,
They start drowning themselves like cornflakes.

The Suds of Life

There can be an air of desperation about laundry-time.
No one is completely free while he possesses laundry.
It beckons, softly at first, then turns ugly.
Laundry is life. There is no escape.

Timing is all if you are engaged in public laundering.
That such a private affair must be
Attended like church-going, each to his porcelain pew
Humbles us, though we do not sing hymns.

Sometimes I want to sing while my laundry sudses.
I feel a sense of rebirth, of absolution.
I want to let stir my emotional release.
Yes, I want to dance in my laundry room!

As each shirt goes into the cavernous tub
I recall that some were for parties, others
For anonymous days,
What difference does it make now?

My laundry swirls, erasing each event it witnessed,
Forgetting even its wearer, especially its wearer.
My laundry must forget all about me for the purification,
Though I must never forget about it. Commitment.

Christmas '94

And when the snow muffled her steps
She began the warm, restless thought
About the freshness of hidden things.

There were plenty of men with beards
Walking to the village loudly
To get drunk and idle themselves.

"Do they not know that it is all so new?"
She thought. "That they can become different
From all the years before?"

One old man knocked on her door
Asking if she needed some more wood.
"Yes, yes please bring the wood, Mr. O'Malley."

She sat around the fire late into the night.
"Mr. O'Malley was a good man to bring the wood,"
She thought. "I hope his drinking does not kill him."

The next morning she awoke late, rested.
The snow had fallen heavily and all was quiet.
She could not open the front door.

"I burned too much wood last night," she knew,
"I cannot even brew my tea!"
She knew Mr. O'Malley would be hungover.

She sat sadly and her mind was not peaceful.
The frozen windows were too quiet for her.
"What good are my thoughts when Mr. O'Malley is a drunkard?"

Mr. O'Malley came over soon thereafter
And brought more wood.
It took him much effort to open her door from the snow.

She brewed her tea and it tasted good.
Mr. O'Malley was grumpy on his way to the tavern.
"I saw her chimney going to blazes last night,
She always uses too much wood when it snows."

Blurb

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When you boot yourself up each day.
Allocate your memory to cheerfulness.
When it asks you, click "OK."

My Love

My love sends me letters in her neat little hand
She lives so far away in a dreamy sort of land.
I see her sighing softly as she smiles at what she said
Her words are like the flowers in my private flowerbed.

I open up the letters and I'm with her for a time,
I picture her in moonlight in a garden so sublime.
She looks forward to my answers but I can't reply, you see,
I don't know who she really is, but I know she waits for me.

In everything she tells me I see a heart that wants to share
In all the little details I see her love is waiting there,
She's funny with her problems, what she thinks that I should know,
I like to read about them; it makes me love her so.

All poems by Patrick Bailey

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