Name: Onion News: New Wearable Computer "Samsung Apex" That Gives You Head!
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Onion News: New Wearable Computer "Samsung Apex" That Gives You Head!

Samsung has taken displays to the next level with its new super ultra-wide monitor. It's called the CHG90 QLED Gaming Monitor, and it's a lot different than other displays. Posted By Joe

Dope: Samsung Just Released The Widest Computer Monitor You Can Buy!

The phone that defined big, just got bigger. The new Samsung Galaxy Note8 lets you see the bigger picture, capture life big time and turn ideas into possibilities. Itâ€™s the phone made for those who do bigger things. Posted By Joe

Introducing The New Samsung Galaxy Note8!

Teen Boys Losing Their Virginity Earlier And Earlier! (Onion News)

A Japanese vegetable juice company has designed a new a wearable robot that dispenses tomatoes for people to eat while on the go. Posted By Persist

Japanese Company Designs "Tomatan" A Wearable Robot That Feeds You Tomatoes While You Run!

Elbit's expanded "DOMINATOR" warrior combat suite includes four devices that integrate seamlessly with radio systems and Battle Management Systems. The new devices address the need for infantry commanders and soldiers to improve their interface with Command and Control (C2) applications, with other force members and with external sensing assets, enhancing situational awareness and combat effectiveness. Posted By Persist

Hold Up: Defense Company Unveils New Wearable Technology For Soldiers!

Samsung makes fun of apple again. Posted by Abdul

Samsung Mocks New Generation Of Iphones Again!

Samsung Takes Shots At Apple In New Commercial. Posted by Abdul

Samsung Takes Shots At Apple In New Commercial!

Onion News: Jay-Z Going Soft To Appeal To His Fatherhood Image! 

"The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a 
classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound 
black man." - The Onion

Onion News: Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult!

 Lil Wayne's drug stopping capabilities are in his own words 'Rare like Mr. Clean with hair'. Courtesy of Mr. Exclusive

Onion News: DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

Samsung Just Changed The Game With This New Device!

R.I.P. Capital Steez Posted by Jay

Capital Steez - Apex

Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet, by loving yourself. Ladies and gentlemen, the power is your hand. Posted By Persist

The Power Is In Your Hand: Pornhub Designs "The Wankband" Wearable That Lets You Charge Your Gadgets By Masturbating!

he Chairless Chair is a wearable brace that locks into place with the push of a button. The chair holds about 220 lbs per leg.  Posted By PSmooth

Great Innovation: You Can Take A Seat Anywhere With This Wearable Chair!

You Really Want To Use The Computer That Bad? Crazy Man Walks Into A Computer Lab & Beats On Children! (Has A Gun & Everything)

5-Year-Old Screenwriter Behind Fast and the Furious 
New Movie Fast Five

Onion News: Meet The 5-Year-Old Screenwrite Behind Fast & The Furious "Fast Five" Movie!

The Zoom Of The New Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra Is Insane!

The CaptoGlove finger-detecting wearable has exceeded its Kickstarter crowdfunding target 13 days into a 30-day campaign. A new kind of wearable, the CaptoGlove is a glove with sensors. You put it on and point at something in a video game or in a virtual reality application. If you squeeze your finger as if you were pulling a trigger, youâ€™ll shoot a gun in the game. The CaptoGlove will ship in May. Posted By Persist

Future Of Gaming? The "CaptoGlove" Turns Your Finger Into A Virtual Gun!

Sean Price, rap icon and one-half of the legendary duo, Heltah Skeltah, has passed away at the age of 43. R.I.P. Sean Price aka Ruck
 Posted By: <A HREF="https://Instagram.com/QWorldstar">@QWorldstar</A>

In Memory Of Sean Price: Sean Price Feat. Tek - Onion Head (Music Video) 

Apex Rich drops a new joint "Dodie" 
PROD. BY BIRDIE BANDS
 
 <A HREF="https://Instagram.com/dabigpicture">@dabigpicture</A>
 <A HREF="https://Instagram.com/ApexRich">@ApexRich</A>
 <A HREF="https://Instagram.com/Waverunner____">@Waverunner____</A>
 <A HREF="https://Instagram.com/eastcoastapex">@eastcoastapex</A>

Apex Rich - Dodie [@dabigpicture Submitted]

No Remote: New Samsung Smart TV's Controlled By Your Hand Gestures & Voice!

The infamous Onion news is as it again. They report "Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts. ". Credit and shout out to chacityluv

WTF Of The Week: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams [Onion News Scam Of The Year]

You Break You Buuuuy: Upset Man Breaks Laptop In HP Computer Store!

Fastrax reports "60 Minutes aired this the other night and it was incredible. They are able to in a sense read your thoughts. They will be able to bypass the spine and "hot wire" our bodies in order to get our arms and legs work again for those who they do not.
People who are completely paralyzed due to illness or trauma are getting help communicating with a new technology that connects their brains to a computer."

Educational: Brain Power (New Technology Connects Brain To Computer)[CBS 60 Minutes]

Createk third-arm : Supernumerary robotic arm powered by magnetorheological clutches and an hydrostatic transmission. Fast enough to compensate for human motions while being safe for physical human-robot interaction. Posted By Ghost

This Wearable Robotic Arm Smash Through A Wall!

Shots Fired: Samsung Disses The iPhone 6 In New "Note 4" Advertisement!

Lol: You Will Never Pronounce Onion The Same Way After Seeing This!

Real Chill President: Do You Got An Ipad? Do You Have Your Own Computer?!

"Battle from GTNY (Upstate) "Death Proof In The Cuse." Rising GTN star, Dirt takes on Apex, one of the dopest up-and-coming out of the DMV division."

Dirt Vs Apex Rap Batte [Grind Time East]

"Galaxy Note 10 and Note 10+ are a fascinating duo. You're gonna want the 10 Plus." Posted By Joe

Samsung Galaxy Note 10 Impressions!

Samsung Galaxy S9 And S9+ Commercial. Posted By Ghost

Samsung Galaxy S9 And S9+ Commercial!

Jay-Z "Oceans" Preview Video via Samsung MCHG Ap

Genius: Jay-Z Breaks Down "Oceans" & Leaves Timbaland Looking Confused As Sh*t!

Everybody have that one ex the don't mess with. MBK Twins gives the world a new hit single telling you how they don't mess with a particular EX. 

Follow there IG @MBKTwins ( @nse_twin & @itsmoneyy_ )

 MBK Twins - My Ex [Chicago Unsigned Artist]

It's Listening To You: Be Careful What You Say In Front Of Your Samsung TV! 

Crooked I unveils the official trailer to his upcoming Apex Predator. The LP features guest spots from Tech N9ne, K-Young, and Tena Jones as well as production from Denaun Porter, Cardo, Street Runner,Tabu and more. Apex Predator drops on July 30th. 

Twitter:@CrookedIntriago

Crooked I - Apex Predator (Album Trailer) [Treacherous C.O.B Submitted]

zolo - computer freak new single 

www.worldofzolo.com

www.myspace.com/zoloworld

www.twitter.com/zoloworld 

ontimeentertainment1@gmail.com FOR BOOKINGS N CONTACT INFO 

Zolo - Computer Freak [Artist Submitted]

7220, the new album from Lil Durk. Available now:
<a href='https://lildurk.lnk.to/7220'>https://lildurk.lnk.to/7220</a> 
Posted by Gio

Lil Durk - Computer Murderers

We get our hands on Samsung's FOUR new Galaxy S10 phones: the S10, S10 Plus, S10E and the company's first 5G phone. Posted By Ghost

Samsung Galaxy S10 Lineup Hands-On!

Samsung Galaxy S8 and S8+will be available April 21st Posted By Ghost