Slim Jesus - Kalamari

views
1,475,739
date submitted
DESCRIPTION

Follow Slim Jesus:

https://www.instagram.com/imslimjesus/

https://www.twitter.com/imslimjesus/

Posted by Gio

nextvideos

Meltdown: Woman Loses Her Mind After Being Caught Trying To Do A Hit-And-Run!

Meltdown: Woman Loses Her Mind After Being Caught Trying To Do A Hit-And-Run!

views
66,096
date submitted
New Chapter In Life: Daddy Yankee Tells His Fans He's Officially Retiring From Reggaeton To Devote His Life To Jesus!

New Chapter In Life: Daddy Yankee Tells His Fans He's Officially Retiring From Reggaeton To Devote His Life To Jesus!

views
59,021
date submitted
"I Have My Issues With Jesus" Kanye West Opens Up About His Faith In Jesus!

"I Have My Issues With Jesus" Kanye West Opens Up About His Faith In Jesus!

views
67,353
date submitted
Thoughts? British Actress And Singer Cynthia Erivo Receives Backlash For Her Performance Of Jesus!

THOUGHTS? Thoughts? British Actress And Singer Cynthia Erivo Receives Backlash For Her Performance Of Jesus!

views
74,612
date submitted
News Anchor Cries On Air As Mother Details Her Son’s Final Moments Before He Was Swept Away By Flooding From Hurricane Helene!

News Anchor Cries On Air As Mother Details Her Son’s Final Moments Before He Was Swept Away By Flooding From Hurricane Helene!

views
87,952
date submitted
Vladimir Putin Reveals Jesus Was Black After Opening An Ancient Box… A Secret European Has Been Hiding From Africa For More Than A Millennium!

Vladimir Putin Reveals Jesus Was Black After Opening An Ancient Box… A Secret European Has Been Hiding From Africa For More Than A Millennium!

views
187,322
date submitted
SNEAKO Was In Shock After Seeing President Trump Share An Image Depicting Himself As Jesus!

"AMERICANS ARE BRAINWASHED" SNEAKO Was In Shock After Seeing President Trump Share An Image Depicting Himself As Jesus!

views
46,878
date submitted
"Jesus Loves Y'all" Woah Vicky Got Whooped After Bringing Up Jesus Name + Tesehki Gives A Rundown On Her Fight With Chriseans Friends!

"Jesus Loves Y'all" Woah Vicky Got Whooped After Bringing Up Jesus Name + Tesehki Gives A Rundown On Her Fight With Chriseans Friends!

views
177,197
date submitted
Slim Chicks With Bubbles Is A Rare Build!?

Slim Chicks With Bubbles Is A Rare Build!?

views
130,238
date submitted
BS Or Facts? TikTokr Claims This Is The Correct Depiction Of Jesus! "Here's A Pope Praying To A Black Jesus"

BS Or Facts? TikTokr Claims This Is The Correct Depiction Of Jesus! "Here's A Pope Praying To A Black Jesus"

views
114,487
date submitted
When Slim Bodies Still Got That Bounce!

PHYSICS-DEFYING RECOIL When Slim Bodies Still Got That Bounce!

views
76,859
date submitted
Messed With The Wrong Man Of God: Young Jehovah's Witness Beats The Devil Outta Dude After He Knocked On His Door & Got Disrespected!

Messed With The Wrong Man Of God: Young Jehovah's Witness Beats The Devil Outta Dude After He Knocked On His Door & Got Disrespected!

views
202,091
date submitted
"Jesus Diane" Tom Skipping Golf After Seeing His Wife In New Shorts... Held His Composure!

"Jesus Diane" Tom Skipping Golf After Seeing His Wife In New Shorts... Held His Composure!

views
375,560
date submitted
Pastor Claims Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Are Not Donating Enough Money!

Pastor Claims Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Are Not Donating Enough Money!

views
148,097
date submitted
Ms Dumpling, Asian Slim Thick Gym Woman, Got Them Latina Genes!

Ms Dumpling, Asian Slim Thick Gym Woman, Got Them Latina Genes!

views
108,009
date submitted
“Find You Something Else To Play With Besides Jesus” Hurricane Chris Got Some Words For Lil Nas X After He Was Seen Dressing Up AS Jesus!

“Find You Something Else To Play With Besides Jesus” Hurricane Chris Got Some Words For Lil Nas X After He Was Seen Dressing Up AS Jesus!

views
71,162
date submitted
Punk'd Classic: Kanye West Flips Out On "Jesus Walks" Video Shoot!

Punk'd Classic: Kanye West Flips Out On "Jesus Walks" Video Shoot!

views
97,728
date submitted
Kid Fires BB Gun And Demands To Talk About Jesus Christ On Ring Camera!

Kid Fires BB Gun And Demands To Talk About Jesus Christ On Ring Camera!

views
69,472
date submitted
Turning Over A New Leaf: South African Satanist Co-founder Leaves Group After Powerful Encounter With Jesus!

Turning Over A New Leaf: South African Satanist Co-founder Leaves Group After Powerful Encounter With Jesus!

views
115,538
date submitted
World’s Smartest Man Says Jesus Is God... Cites Quantum Physics To Prove Consciousness Survives Death

SMARTEST MAN BELIEVES World’s Smartest Man Says Jesus Is God... Cites Quantum Physics To Prove Consciousness Survives Death

views
104,884
date submitted
Netanyahu Says “Jesus Has No Advantage Over Genghis Khan... Evil Overcomes Good"

JESUS VS. GENGHIS KHAN Netanyahu Says “Jesus Has No Advantage Over Genghis Khan... Evil Overcomes Good"

views
52,665
date submitted
Boy Wakes Up After Skateboard Crash… Says He Saw Jesus And His Late Dad Waiting For Him!

HEAVEN’S GLIMPSE Boy Wakes Up After Skateboard Crash… Says He Saw Jesus And His Late Dad Waiting For Him!

views
92,592
date submitted
Personal Trainer Living The Dream… Hands All Over A Slim Thick Mother Built Like A Cheat Code!

Personal Trainer Living The Dream… Hands All Over A Slim Thick Mother Built Like A Cheat Code!

views
115,883
date submitted
Well Damn: Brazil Builds New Jesus Statue That's Even Bigger Than Rio's Famous 'Christ The Redeemer' Statue!

Well Damn: Brazil Builds New Jesus Statue That's Even Bigger Than Rio's Famous 'Christ The Redeemer' Statue!

views
189,420
date submitted
Woman Claims Jesus Took Her To Hell And Showed Her The Notorious B.I.G. Being Tortured By Demons For Using Witchcraft To Get Famous

CAP OR NAH?! Woman Claims Jesus Took Her To Hell And Showed Her The Notorious B.I.G. Being Tortured By Demons For Using Witchcraft To Get Famous

views
147,569
date submitted
Passport Bro Swears He Found The Thailand Karrueche… But Them Slim Cheeks Talkin’ Way Louder Than Her English!

THAILAND GOT HEAT TOO? Passport Bro Swears He Found The Thailand Karrueche… But Them Slim Cheeks Talkin’ Way Louder Than Her English!

views
128,426
date submitted
40 Emotions In 10 Seconds: 23-Year-Old Virgin Acted Like He Just Seen Jesus Christ Resurrect When This Woman Came Out The Back... Started Crying!

40 Emotions In 10 Seconds: 23-Year-Old Virgin Acted Like He Just Seen Jesus Christ Resurrect When This Woman Came Out The Back... Started Crying!

views
240,785
date submitted
"Sweet Jesus: 'Love Island' Star Olandria Just Turned A Pool Party Into Her Personal Runway And The Scenery Is Absolutely Breathtaking!

THAT THING SITTIN'! "Sweet Jesus: 'Love Island' Star Olandria Just Turned A Pool Party Into Her Personal Runway And The Scenery Is Absolutely Breathtaking!

views
157,788
date submitted
Ryan Garcia Tells People To Boycott The Olympics After They Showed This On The Opening Ceremony… Saying They Disrespected Jesus!

Ryan Garcia Tells People To Boycott The Olympics After They Showed This On The Opening Ceremony… Saying They Disrespected Jesus!

views
82,287
date submitted
Ice JJ Fish Has Given His Life To Jesus… Tone Switch Got Him Sounding Better Than Ever In 2025!

Ice JJ Fish Has Given His Life To Jesus… Tone Switch Got Him Sounding Better Than Ever In 2025!

views
62,923
date submitted
Apology Accepted Or Na? Lil Nas X Apologizes To Anyone Offended By His Jesus Imagery! “I Messed Up Really Bad”

Apology Accepted Or Na? Lil Nas X Apologizes To Anyone Offended By His Jesus Imagery! “I Messed Up Really Bad”

views
80,386
date submitted
Elon Musk Claims Future Brain Implants Will Give Humans "Jesus-Level Miracles" And Godlike Powers

WE IN THE FUTURE FR Elon Musk Claims Future Brain Implants Will Give Humans "Jesus-Level Miracles" And Godlike Powers

views
32,489
date submitted
"You're Going To Meet Jesus" Texas Man Gets Only 10 Years In Prison After Murdering His Wife For Cheating On Him On Camera!

"You're Going To Meet Jesus" Texas Man Gets Only 10 Years In Prison After Murdering His Wife For Cheating On Him On Camera!

views
166,349
date submitted
He Wrong For This? Dababy Facing Backlash After Displaying Himself On A Cross Like Jesus While Being Stoned For His Latest Music Video!

He Wrong For This? Dababy Facing Backlash After Displaying Himself On A Cross Like Jesus While Being Stoned For His Latest Music Video!

views
83,720
date submitted
Armenia Building The World's Largest Jesus Statue And The Internet Is Already Fighting Over His Skin Color

77-METER STATUE Armenia Building The World's Largest Jesus Statue And The Internet Is Already Fighting Over His Skin Color

views
40,005
date submitted
Slim Thug Goes Full Cowboy, Catches Snake in His Garage and Tosses It in the Trash

BLOOD PRESSURE UP Slim Thug Goes Full Cowboy, Catches Snake in His Garage and Tosses It in the Trash

views
33,090
date submitted
Jesus Christ, Never Seen Anything Like This: USC Upstate Basketball Guard Brit Harris Takes A Nasty Fall During Game Against South Carolina!

Jesus Christ, Never Seen Anything Like This: USC Upstate Basketball Guard Brit Harris Takes A Nasty Fall During Game Against South Carolina!

views
65,608
date submitted
AI Or Nah?! This Slim Asian Volleyball Chick & Her Mom Got Folks Second-Guessing Reality… Too Fine To Be True?!

AI Or Nah?! This Slim Asian Volleyball Chick & Her Mom Got Folks Second-Guessing Reality… Too Fine To Be True?!

views
95,057
date submitted
Thousands Gasp As ‘Jesus’ Appears In The Clouds During Mass In The Philippines… Just Moments After The Storm Clouds Cleared

JESUS PULLED UP MID-MASS? Thousands Gasp As ‘Jesus’ Appears In The Clouds During Mass In The Philippines… Just Moments After The Storm Clouds Cleared

views
70,398
date submitted
He Accused His Side Chick Of Following Him, Latched Onto Her Car… And She Floored It While He Screamed For Jesus To Help Him!

SHE DRAGGED HIM! He Accused His Side Chick Of Following Him, Latched Onto Her Car… And She Floored It While He Screamed For Jesus To Help Him!

views
96,786
date submitted