WTF: Python Crawls Up Toilet & Bites Man’s Penis While Taking A Sh*t!
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In THAILAND SNAKE NEWS there was the most unfortunate case of a huge 4 meter long Reticulated Python biting down on a Thai man's penis from inside the squat toilet. Yeah, not kidding. It latched on and the guy had a helluva time Getting It Off.
He was able to subdue the beast, but not before he lost a lot of blood (see photos at the link below).
Unbelievable good luck to still have his crucial appendage. Have you seen Python teeth? They are like teeth in a lumberjack's saw blade. No joke. They are exceptionally strong and sharp. Horrible, horrible situation.
Anyway, the man is smiling with doctors and hopefully he'll be back to normal soon.
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