WTF: Python Crawls Up Toilet & Bites Man’s Penis While Taking A Sh*t!
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In THAILAND SNAKE NEWS there was the most unfortunate case of a huge 4 meter long Reticulated Python biting down on a Thai man's penis from inside the squat toilet. Yeah, not kidding. It latched on and the guy had a helluva time Getting It Off.
He was able to subdue the beast, but not before he lost a lot of blood (see photos at the link below).
Unbelievable good luck to still have his crucial appendage. Have you seen Python teeth? They are like teeth in a lumberjack's saw blade. No joke. They are exceptionally strong and sharp. Horrible, horrible situation.
Anyway, the man is smiling with doctors and hopefully he'll be back to normal soon.
Posted By PSmooth
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