Monk McNizzle - Eat Like A Player [U.S.I.L Records Submitted]

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Last year, the grimey yet poetic Monk McNizzle gathered a motley crew of blue collar blokes to assist him on his 8 city tour from Oakland, CA to Phoenix, AZ. Actually, it was less of a tour and more like a holy crusade. The reluctant venues or (shall we say?) strategic war targets were corporate American fast food chain "restaurants" (if you wanna call 'em that) like McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, etc; and the man Monk would platform himself in pimpish prophetic panther fashion preaching the good values of "eatin' like a player". McNizzle drives the point home to the common man & woman that just because you're broke, you don't hafta eat shitty cancerous food, you can still eat healthy like a player.



After all, they take EBT at the Trader Joe's. The initial result of the 8 city tour produced a string of guerilla films capturing the bold McNizzle in live action puttin' the fastfood devil on blast and finally, in addition to it all, Monk McNizzle releases full-length official music video directed by Christian Hernandez for the FreaQ Show produced anthem, "Eat Like a Player"! Get in on the shit and peep the video now!

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